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and Merry Christmas one and all.
As you open your presents, or your liquor, or sit at home alone wondering how your life became such an empty shell, remember what this holiday's actually about: A bunch of druids sitting around calculating whether the solstice has happened. If the days are getting longer, that means that the sun has survived another year and we can all continue living. and you know what that means? That's right, FUCK YEAH PARTY!