Hey! Hey!

Hey Blake! Way to shun me for Darrel. Me and Nora and Amanda and Elyse and Mz. Robinson and Larissa and Katie and Emmet and Stevie and Mr Esposito and Lou and Emily all had a lot of fun without you! Or your damn MacIntosh computer. Oh, and way to tell me you were coming to my bleeding campus before I told you that I was too busy. Of course I can walk to the SLC, what I cannot do is ride the bus across Waterloo to a strange theatre. Gah!
So, after I made my speech to the dramatics I went to a meeting for my Psycho-motor lab group. A litle background: There are 6 of us banded together to do a final study over twice the regular time period worth twice the marks.
The premise was this: Find out whether cramming or studying over a long period is better. OK. Get 2 groups, one group studies for 10 minutes/day for 3 days, the next group studies for half an hour on the 3rd day. Give them both a test ten minutes later. then test them again days later (this is a retention test). We also thought it would be brilliant to give them a little questionnaire as well.
The study, aside from being too flawed to give any useful output, is performed with reasonable mediocrity. Through it all we have group meetings to make sure we're all on the same path while we test our own participants. However, one member of the group, let's call her "lol, guys I have hockey", didn't feel the need to come to meetings. Ever. I think she came to the first one...of 5. We would see her in class, tell her when the next meeting was, get a "yeah guys, see you then". We would then email her, and recieve similar responses. The day of the meeting would come...and where was she? Well, she would send her regrets through anoher girl, let's call her "Too fat to care. Also no one understands me". Fat and Unhappy would then relate to us the LoL girl had hockey. Wow, that's great. Too bad she didn't figure this out earlier. And this happened 4 times. The second meeting was to collect test results. Everyone brought them, even F+U. Hockey girl emailed them. However, we also needed the retention test results...Fat+Unhapppy: "What's a retention test?" Excuse me? Were you present at the first meeting? You know, the one where all we talked about was that we should have a second test, you retard? Well, not surprising that neither she nor hockey-fucking-dumb-face remembered to administer this test in spite of an email sent out the day beofre reminding people to make sure to do the retention test because we needed the results that day. F+U: Oh...you must have my email address wrong. Yeah? That's funny, you got the first fucking test no problem. Was hotmail just being ncie to me then, and decided not to give me any more freebies last night? Why am I surrounded by stupid people? THIS IS UNIVERSITY! You needed an 85 average to get into this program! How could you be this dumb? Either Hockey has sustained too many concusions (and therefore shouldn't be spending any more time on the ice) and is experiencing post-concussive memory loss, or she spent her entire high-school career having people carry her along.
Which brings us back to today's meeting, number 5, at noon. Our presentation of this study is in half an hour. Due to my long-wait in the lunch line with Nora I arrive at the meeting at 12:05. I'm the second one there. The TA lets us in at 12:15 and we set up to go first and get it over with. Lol Hockey girl is not here yet. 12:30. About half of the people in our lab section are here. The TA counsels patience. 12:40. We present, without hockey girl. by this point her role in the presentation was "Click button to advance Powerpoint, read refferences at end of presentation". You have to understand, at this point she didn't know anything about the material we were presenting!! We finsh around 5 to 1:00. Hockey saunters in at 5 after. I'm not joking. She told F+U that she thought the class started at 1:30. It has been 12:30-2:30 since September. I didn't even know what to say, so I said nothing (a rare moment I know, but I actually felt bad for this girl). And when it was over I left. How can one respond to this? Looking back, more strongly worded emails should have been sent, maybe we could have gotten through. I will never know. Anyway, everyone in the group recieves the same mark for the presentation, so she's got a free ride there. We talked to the TA, and he said he'd have to have a meeting with the prof in order to get that changed. The best part though? she had her own lab report ready to hand in. God knows what was in it, but there it was.
Anyway, I found this great joke while searching for proof that women were smarter than men. It's from http://www.varsity.co.nz/funnies/articles.asp?id=4857

Women are smarter than men
Date: 22 Sep 2005

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
Frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I
Failed to mention the condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in
the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also make
Your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women
will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be
the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her
second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The
frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world. And he will be ten times richer than you. "The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,
"I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.

Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers ONLY: Please scroll down.

















































































































The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show


PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
Show that women never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the
Ladies who have a good sense of humor.

Isn't that the best? I especially liked the final punchline about some women having a sense of humour. Priceless.