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Don't Turn Your Head Away, Cause You C'aint Get Away, Your Mind is Lost Because Your Spirit has Been Led Astray

Things are a malestrom of nonsense here. Nothing bad, but I just don't have to time for a ball busting post. And really, I have enough material for one. Just not the time. Maybe by the end of this week things will have cooled down enough.

In other news: M-TOD and Binks are back (finally), and Jordan (not Granite) has dropped off the blog-wagon for a second time. As always, leave a comment here if you want back on.

Back to my lab report...

25 comments:

Wolfgang said...

I must say, I am a little disspointed with your post. but look at it this way, usually when u have something to post about its bad, case in point your bike. You really like pillar of autumn? i think people from your blog should vote on a name b/c you & ben are the only people who read my blog. anyhow, keep it real.

wolfgang, over & out.

ps. benthe book fuckin rockz noobs!

Ben said...

Wolfgang, I rock noobs. With my fist. Because they read shitty novels about video games.

I vote for Lothar, pillar of autumn is crap because it's stolen from that godawful game.


And liam, I'm siding with Wolf. I too am disappointed with this pissant post.

You're actively diluting the quality of your own life's story with this crap. So cut it out.

Or I'll be forced to mutilate your innards and torch your externals.

You just watch me, liam.

Uncle Ben

Maranatha said...

Seriously, if I could spare the time, I would much rather be blogging than doing biomechanics practice questions.

I like Pillar of Autumn. No one else who reads this blog spends even 1/10th as much time in said vehicle as I. So why would we all vote on it unless my vote counted for 10?

dan said...

of course you can spare the time. i have a midterm and an interview with fucking ATI technologies tomorrow and here i am commenting on your blog that isn't being blogged onto.

dan said...

in fact, i demand that you spare the time.

Ben said...

Finally we agree on something, dan.

Maranatha said...

Well, I can agree that you are douchebags.

How's this? My last exam (for his week) is on Thursday. I plan to go out Thursday night, drink numerous white russian, and see a sexual hypnotist at Laurier.

You can have your much vaunted post either Thursday afternoon, or Firday afternoon. It all depends on whether or not you want drunken hypnotism mixed into it.

Voting begins now and closes on Wednesday at 11:59:59 PM.

Danger said...

Is there any way to get in on the hypnotism experience?

Maranatha said...

Well, that depends on what you mean. I'm going with a birthday party, so there isn't any way for you to get in on the white ruskies beforehand. However, the show itself is free and open to the public, and as far as I know, tickets are still available (as I haven't bought mine yet). I don't know if we'd see each other, but I'd recommend hitting it up for entertainment value, maybe with Binks and Jordan, or Amy. Not getting out to this same show last year is one of my biggest regrets from that time.

Ben said...

you can come to georgian. he's performing on tuesday.

Ben said...

and just how the hell can you buy free tickets exactly? moron.

Also, I vote you post now and another on friday.

Ben

HurleyGirly said...

Liam I love that you don't have time to post, yet you have time you check you blog often enough to comment regularly...
curious!?

**Ellen

Blake said...

Thanks for inviting me, douchebag. Lucky for you I`m going home on Thursday anyways. Sure, I`d love to see a sexual hypnotist. Sure, Liam, I`d love to consume a drink more to my tastes with you.

Douchebag.

Maranatha said...

Ben: Colleges care more about their students than Universities. We have to apy for things. Get over it.

Ellen: Glad to see you've mustered up the chops to comment here again. As I think I've iterated about six times now, it takes me 2 hours to post and 30 seconds to comment. You do the math.

Blake: Go fuck yourself. Amusingly, I haven't invited anyone to this show. I was invited to go with a bunch of attractive women. One of the conditions was the consumption of alcohol before the show. You can't come to that because I'm not in the habit of inviting my friends to other people's birthdays. I think that I suggested Danger take in the show of his own accord, within his own social group. Also since the show is at your school, I assumed that A) you'd know about it and B) have plenty of people to go with already. Fag.

Danger said...

Way to shut down those whiners Liam.

Thanks for the tip, I'll ask about it at Laurier.

Maranatha said...

Jordan:
He hypnotizes people and then makes them do dirty things, much to the amusement of their non-hypnotized peers.

Eazy:
Of course, darling. In my autocratic state I can do whatever I want. However, try and keep your comments insightful instead of inciteful. If inciteful is even a word.

Maranatha said...

Oooh, also, I have been rocking The Outsider all day. It's pretty good. Definately still the DJ Saviour.

Blake said...

Liam: Suck my balls. You still could have TOLD me you were going. Not to necessarily invite me, but to at least give me a reason to go. Otherwise, I would have shrugged it off like I do for everything else at the Turret. So, suck my balls.

Dan: Just suck my balls.

Ben said...

Liam, eat cock. You said that "the show is free and open to the public"

yet for some reason you have to buy tickets.

how does that make any fucking sense?

IT FUCKING DOESN'T

Ben
(these steroids rule!)

dan said...

fuck you blake. I'm not danger. that's andrew.

Maranatha said...

Ben: The public is free to come to the show. "Free and open" is a popular phrase. I suggest you learn it.

Dan: Agreed.

Blake said...

You know, I apologise Dan.

I really do.

Liam can still suck long and hard on Blake`s testes though. Long, hard, and pretty sloppy.

Ew.

Ben said...

Liam: I suggest you introduce your face to the underside of my boot. You'll be spending a lot of time together if you don't stop giving me sass-back.

Oh, and I'm leaving for B.C. in Janurary if Blake hasn't already told you.

Ben

Maranatha said...

Blake: Since when has Blake begun referring to Blake in the third person?

Ben: All your comments seem to revolve around hurting people. To save me the strain of reading through them in the future, please just post comments with no words. I will then invent an amusing and slightly whimsical sentence or two in which you describe your next act of brutality.

No. I hadn't heard about your plans. Apparently Blake doesn't love me enough to let me know of these things.

Ben said...

my plans changed again. Not leaving till I'm done college.

I'm officially workjing at the porn shop! More details to come (in my war journal).

Ben, the filthy smut peddler.