Uber-Micro Update:

So, about 10 minutes after I finish my post, I'm sitting around waiting for Wolfgang to call me (he's about half an hour late). The phone rings. "Finally!" I exclaim to myself as I reach for the phone.

Having taken a shower earlier in the day, in between seeing all that amazingness and posting about it, I was sitting around naked in my room. Cause, you know, I'm like that. So, back to the phone ringing:

I pick up the phone and yell, "I'M NAKED!!!!!!!" in order to make Wolfgang laugh. Its his mom. "Hello, Liam"
"Oh, ha-ha-hi Mrs Bakes"
"Hi, how are you, Liam?"
"Oh... Comfortable."
"Is Andrew there?"
"No, he's running late. I, uh, thought you were him calling me."
"Yes, well, when he gets there can you have him call me?"
"Of course, Mrs Bakes."
Holy akward, Batman. It turned out that she was giving him a ride home that night, so she called back like 5 times to check details with him. Every time she asked if we were clothed.

In conclusion: Wolfgang managed not only to be totally unable to figure out why BIOS refuses to see my drive, but he also managed to break my SATA 1 port off oy motherboard. So, I'm kinda dead in the water on that front. Oh, he also brought me a 20Gb dive with Win98 installed incase I feel like kicking it old-school on the gaming scene. But he didn't have time to install it before he left. So the number of non-functional hard drives in my computer now exceeds the number of functional ones by 200%, and the ammount of non-useable disc space in my computer exceeds useable disc space by 400%.