As I logged out of my hotmail account today, I noticed the damndest thing. A "news article" about some dumb bitch having a brazillian wax. I think to myself "This could be fun". The last time I clicked on one it was about pro-Ana websites. They glorify anorexia. I spent the next two days trying to get all my friends to come over and look at really skinny chicks with me.
Anyway, I clicked on it for wont of a better way to disappoint myself with humanity. The article was roughly 150 words, and it was about some 30-year-old actress getting a brazillian. Wow. But the best part was this:
"Eva, who plays cheating Gabrielle Solis in the hit show [desperate housewives...or something], recently confessed she didn't have an orgasm until she was 26.
The 30-year-old beauty revealed: 'I didn't have my first one until I was 26.'"
Wow. Thanks. Couldn't have inferred that one. What's up with that? Did they think I wouldn't belive them, so they supplied that quote just to put me in my place? I tried to contact the writer, but got nowhere. There was no writing credit only "The Canadian Press BANG Media International" whatever that meant. I couldn't find a site for BANG (just more shitty news-posts, and, well, there were red-herrings aplenty when I searched for just BANG) and the Canadian Press website didn't offer me any help either. I considered phoning their president. But I'm not really that interested.
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Well well well...so you have so much time that you can look at HOTMAIL and then the subsequent links that tempt one with Hotmail.
You`re screwed.
Well..go to my site, kids /notsosubliminaladvertising
Later.
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