Fuck Yeah Jazz!

A select number of you may already know that I am connected, discreetly, with a group of gentlemen to whom I shall refer as "the band". We meet every Monday at 7:00 pm, no exceptions, to further our mutual goal. And I am proud to say that that goal is nearing fruition. On Sunday November 27th 2005 at 2:00 (or thereabouts) in the Great Hall (room 1111) of Conrad Grebel University College at the University of Waterloo our master-plan will unfold. If you wish to attend you will see many wonders. However, you must pledge your loyalty to the cause in order to gain admittance. This pledge will be taken in the form of $10 for adults or $5 for students (You can pick which you want to be viewed as). I cannot directly relate to you what will be performed during this clandestine ceremony, but perhaps a few coded hints, mysteries wrapped in enigma, as to my own level of participation can be allowed. For instance, if you have a fever, I've got the only prescription; I could "play a song" for you if you're "sleepy" and have "no place" better to go; I don't have any tailfeathers per se, and my name isn't James Wardley, but still; and finally, mine's equilateral. Don't tell anyone. Unless you sense that they might be sensetive to our interests.